This, my dear friends, is the final testament to the willpower of a small circle of fans who simply will not let this beast die. Zeroes Unlimited, for the uninitiated, is a web page created by a depraved East Texan displaced from his homeland and deposited directly into the bustling metropolis of Perth, Western Australia. It was there that he was given a job, fired from said job, and issued with a brand new scanner as severance pay. Being faced with a wild future ahead of him full of joblessness and despair, he decided to create a web page devoted to, of all things, being a showcase for commercial products that displayed a dazzling lack of effort. Unremarkably, the original Zeroes Unlimited page, devoted to wacky tubes of toothpaste and bootlegged Indian G.I. Joe figurines became lost forever. Amateur web-historians feel that their lives are incomplete not having access to at least the Archive.org mirror of the original Zeroes Unlimited page. I know that I, for one, feel wholly incomplete in not being able to secure a mirror of the original Zeroes Unlimited page, that I have failed this great endeavour and should take the honorable way out and commit ritual suicide. It is the only way to appease the honor of my ancestors for failing them.

   But I digress. For the past several years (since at least The Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Two), I've fancied myself the curator of Zeroes Unlimited, treating it as I would a museum exhibit. From time to time, fans of Zeroes Unlimited have created mirrors, added content and created "Zeroes-esque" articles of their own and posted them to their web pages. This tickles and honors Zer-Un's creator, a well-adjusted lad who uses the handle "Zartan Moloch." Most, of the written content on this site has been written by this "Zartan Moloch" and we, as his Bastard Sons are eternally appreciative of his humor, class and writing style, trying our damnedest to emulate it perfectly. Of course, Zartan's style can never be perfectly emulated, and no matter how good we get, we'll never reach the ultimate heights which he's achieved.

   I suppose this is what drives us, drives myself at least. The hope that one day my works can be looked upon with as much admiration as those upon a web site that hasn't been updated in well over half a decade. So, gentle reader, sit back and enjoy. This is Zeroes Unlimited Forever. As long as Zeroes Unlimited lives on in our hearts, it will never die.

-- Steve "Tome" Van Pelt

The Museum - A showcase of downright shoddy web sites that were thrown together with no effort by those who don't care. An archive of all the original Zeroes Unlimited articles, spanning from 1999 - 2004. A must-read for any serious Zeroes Completist. Not the first attempt at a Zeroes Revival, and it won't be the last. Years ago, many of us from the old Zany Video Game Quotes message boards decided to get together and write about some of the things we loved most: Japanese Fucky Comics. Tome's site where he talked about video games. It embarasses him, but for some reason, he still links to it. An eternal shrine to the majesty, the wonder, the beauty of the works and words of Dennis Kanenwisher. Status: In Stasis - Museum Relic Status: Deceased - Museum Relic Status: Alive - Zoo Exhibit Status: Deceased - Museum Relic Status: Alive - Zoo Exhibit